Blogxilla’s blog, Blogxilla.com definitely has the internet goin’ nuts. We first ran into this guy via the internet on MyBloglog.com, and I have been addicted to his site ever since. Originally known to AllThatsFab as just a blogger, we later found out this guy is, not only a writer, but has a variety of other talents as well. Let’s get to know more about the one and only, Blogxilla.

Name: BlogXilla aka My Blog Groupies Boyfriend Favorite Blogger

Age: 28

Occupation: Making Panties Wet

Zodiac Sign: Libra

1.) Tell us a little bit about yourself and what it is you do for a living:

Define Living! I’m a comedian, A blogger, The Host of FWNBTD Radio which airs Monday nights @ 8 est. I’m also a father and I work for one of the biggest companies in the world.

2.) How did you get started in your career?

Well one time, while I was out w/ this fine young thang shooting some pool. This pretty boy dude who looked like G-Money from New Jack City w/o the f—-d up haircut, walked up to us, and asked if we were going to stick around for the comedy show… Then out of no where he asked me if I was going to perform. Ummm do I look like a comedian to you? But needless to say I rocked it!! made him look bad.

3.) Are you single or taken?

Well I’m only one person so that means i’m single right? I mean when i wake up only one person is there.
I don’t like split into two like some freaky sci-fi movie… But then again I am a descendant of slaves so the history of my blood means I was taken from the mother land. I could be in Africa right now w/ one of those freak out dinner plates in my lip and a nice elephant tusk tied to my dick. So yeah I’m taken.

4.) If you were about to go on a blind date, and you had to describe yourself to that person, what would you tell them?

I’m 4 ft even 4′3 w/ my prince heels on. I got an eye that wanders so if you catch me looking at your tits… I’m really looking you in your eyes. Nah I would probably just send them to my myspace page.

5.) Describe your ideal woman:

She would look just like AURA. I want a woman, who has her own job makes more money than me, smarter than me which is hard to do, being as though I’m legally a genius in 14 states including Puerto Rico and Uzbekistan oh yeah also that place that Borat is from. A girl who won’t say no when/If I ask her to let me tie her up and put her in some weird fucking machine I made in the basement of my mother’s house.

6.) We’re sure that you get approached a lot by women. What is the craziest thing that a woman has done to get your attention?

Damn I can do a whole top ten list on the crazy things women did. But being a blogger a lot of my readers come on to me in ways I can’t imagine. Like one night after I posted a blog called I Eat P**** Until I Burp, one of my female readers asked for my email address. I thought she wanted to add me to yahoo messenger or something but I get an email from her and she sends me pictures of her in front of the computer pleasuring herself to my blogs. She later got a webcam and put on a very entertain show I must say.

7.) What is the quickest way for a woman to get dismissed by you?

Being Stupid. I can’t stand a dumb woman. Like Who doesn’t know what a noose is? One black girl actually asked me what a noose was. I was shocked. Dumb is the ugliest disease known to man. EWWWW

8.) What is something that no one knows about you?
Well if I tell y’all then everyone will know now won’t they? I used to have to bump my head to go to sleep at night. Like I would lay down and bang my head full speed into the pillow until I was knocked unconscious I did this until I was in 12 grade. And my high school sweetie spend the night at my house. I rolled over to go to sleep and banged my head… she shot an elbow from hell into my side… I never did it again.

9.) What do you do to chill out and relax?

Read Allthatsfab.com. Outside of that I come home, cook dinner while listening to some slow music, Marvin Gaye, Jodeci, Stevie Wonder, ETC and after it’s done and I fix my plate I just look at it and smell the aroma of goodness for about 4 minutes b/c I can’t eat hot food… Then I run a bath lay in the tub and just relax.

10.) Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Being the most popular internet celebrity on the face of the earth. Right now I’m in the process of making myself the business of the decade. I’m writing a movie, writing a book, and writing articles for like 3 upcoming magazines. Life is grand right now. Everyday is the best day of my life.

11.) Any closing words, shout outs, etc.?

Yeah I wrote this before and it was the damn best thing I ever wrote in my life and my computer which runs Windows EBT crashed just as i hit send… It sucks b/c it was much funnier than this… I want to give a big Shout out to Thembi, Ninja girl, Hot Nikz and my daughters; Gurl Xilla 1 & 2 and the ladies of All That’s Fab for finally letting me be the man of the week. Can’t Tell Me Nothing.

Oh yeah Read BlogXilla.com daily!! b/c I could be on the streets trying to holla at one of you.