So, I’m guessing most of you have already heard that Giants’ Player Plaxico Burress shot himself in the leg at a club in Manhattan last Friday. Fortunately, Burress is okay, but he will face criminal charges. We all see it in the subway everyday, “Illegal Gun Possesion. 3 Years Prison. No Questions.” Does that law apply to famous NFL Players too?…
Burress plans on turning himself in today and pleading “Not Guilty.” I’m thinking Burress is going to get away with this charge, since he hired Diddy’s former lawyer, Benjamin Brafman, who is known for getting Diddy a “free of jail” card for the 1999 shooting.

[...] So, I’m guessing most of you have already heard that Giants’ Player Plaxico Burress shot himself in the leg at a club in Manhattan last Friday. Fortunately, Burress is okay, but he will face criminal charges. We all see it in the subway everyday, “Illegal Gun Possesion. 3 Years Prison. No Questions.” Does that law apply to famous NFL Players too?… (more…) [...]
*shoots self by accident*
Why can’t he get a body guard?
[...] Vote Plaxico Burress is having the Worst Week Ever [...]
lol @ “shoots self by accident”. This is still a hot mess.
Right, Maje$ty…why must he arm himself?