Dating is extremely hard in New York, as I’m sure some of you ladies (and gents) can attest to. There are a lot of guys that just try wayyyy too hard and come on too strong in the beginning in an effort to impress, especially if you’re an intelligent woman.
I was walking down the street wearing glasses the other day, and some random guy had the nerve to yell “Hey Education! Education!” at me. “Education”? Seriously?
Anyway, one of our favorite R&B singers, Keyshia Cole recently sat down and shared the worst lines she’s ever heard.
KeyshiaCole’sWorst Pick-Up Lines:
1. I’LL GIVE YOU $100 TO RUB YOUR FEET
2. I THINK GOD PUT YOU IN MY LIFE FOR A REASON
3. I’M ON RODEO, JUST TELL ME ALL YOUR SIZES
“I’ll give you $100 to rub your feet”? That’s just creepy.
What are some of the worst pick-up lines that you’ve heard? Feel free to share.
You can also preview Keyshia Cole’s new album “A Different Me“ HERE
“you lookin in the mirror,ma? do you see you and me in it?”
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I will take the $100…
Education? Really?
It was raining yesterday in New York. As I was walking down the street a man was just standing on the sidewalk with no umbrella.
Man: “You gonna let me stand here and get wet pretty lady”
Me: “Yes”
I continued to walk across the street and he yelled out
“You gonna let me stand here and catch the flu!!!”
Really this is the way to talk to a woman. You have to be more creative than that. Plus it’s raining I don’t want to stop and talk to anyone. He said more things but I ignored him.
I heard some guys here in Atlanta trying to holla at a white girl…they called her “Whitebread”….so sad
Education…Classic. LMAO!!!
LOL @ Whitebread. Keep em’ comin. That’s almost as bad as “Education”. I will never get over that.
lol, anonymous, i would have done the same!
good post! lol @anonymous. .. my submission:
scene: port authority, times square.. . Im on the phone.
him: “baby i don’t hear my phone ringing, you sure you got the right number?”
to my delight he follows up with, “can i get you a hot dog?”
its not his fault – the port authority food court are slim ..
Wow! these lines are so weak and I am a guy. I would never say such horrible lines lol…whatever happened to just saying Hi,how are you? then proceeding to get to know the lady. Now wonder women tend to hold their guard up when men approach them…any guys reading this step your lines up, Please!! for the sake of man kind…haha
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Those lines is weak but I got some corny lines that work for me….like I seen this one girl who had on some fatigue first I called her G.I Jane then when I got her attention I asked “Can I go to war with you”..that’s my baby right now.
Then if a females is wearing pink I always hit them with “Pretty in Pink hope your coochie don’t stink” that’s a killer right there. That’s just a couple I can write a book on good lines to break the ice.
“You tryna be the one?”
Was I supposed to be flattered?!?!
The worst line I have heard was, “if I wake up in the morning, will I see you in my Corn Flakes?” HUH????
LMAO WTF??
“Pretty in Pink hope your coochie don’t stink” that’s a killer right there”
*Dead*
Smut dog.. please stop