Before reading, you should know that in rare cases, men can be jumpoffs too. The signs travel both ways. Feel free to add on to the list. Now, on with the show! Ahem…
1. Show up unannounced one day. If he’s not happy to see you or worse, if he peeks through the window and doesn’t let you in, you’re a jumpoff.
2. He sends out subliminal messages via his facebook and twitter status. Quoting sweet hip hop lyrics and lines from Love Jones. You question him. He responds with something like: “I’m hurt that you would even question that. If you have to question it, then no those weren’t for you”
3. He asks your friend out to dinner. Then claims he didn’t know you and her were “cool like that”
4. He only calls you to find out where you are and when you can come over.
5. He took you out to dinner. That one time.
6. He doesn’t want you telling anyone about him and he damn sure hasn’t told a soul about YOU.
7. Try to cuddle with him. Get shut down. Squint. Tilt head to the right. “Hmm…”
8. When you start questioning the direction of this “relationship” y’all have, you’re being dramatic and overanalytical.
9. The minute you bring up feelings and emotions, he cuts you off and claims that not only are you stressing him out but he can’t deal with all that mess.
10. When that time of the month rolls around, you have to check his twitter updates to see if he’s still alive.
Sign #1. you’re a jump off—he tells you.
Lmaoooooooooooooooo… this is funny as shit!!! Hahaha… I’m bout’a e-mail this to some of my friends, maybe they’ll get the picture! Hahaha… mean, I know *puts head down*
6. He doesn’t want you telling anyone about him and he damn sure hasn’t told a soul about YOU.
If that happens then there should be no question that u mean nothing to him especially if u never go out anywhere during the day!
3. He asks your friend out to dinner. Then claims he didn’t know you and her were “cool like that”
COLD BLOODED
11. If you had to read this to see if you met any of the criteria. LOL
Being a ‘JUMPOFF” is an UDERSTANDING if you don’t know you are a Jump OFF .. then you are more like a SIDE PIECE ..
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Those ten ways to know you’re a jump-off were stupid. Like it was said before… there is usually an understanding that you’re a “jump off” at least in the adult world. Maybe teenage girls have to ask themselves are they are a “jumpoff” but not grown men and women. If you do have to ask that question…..I feel sorry for you.
Well teenage girls read the site too, so we’re glad that you recognized that. Thanks for the comment! Its all in good fun, folks.
U KNOW UR A JUMP OFF WHEN HE COMES BY AT NIGHT TIME BUT NEVA DURING THE DAY TIME TALKING ABOUT HE GOT OFF WORK LATE!!!! LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
YV: Adults manipulate and lie just like teenagers do. Being an adult doesn’t mean you’re mature because growing up is a choice. And like you said, there is “usually” an understanding. Not always. Folks manipulate and lead each other on all the time. Think before you comment and thanks for reading.
A lot of women do the same thing. Not only men play this game (jump off), but i have known women to do it, but we men know these type women as h0e’s
lmao @ 6-10. that is so true! haha
Reading (not for fun) 10 signs that you’re a jump off, means u r pro’lly a jump off…c’mon on folks we don’t need to ask, you know where u stand, u either fake like you don’t, hold onto false hope that you’re not/one day won’t be, or you know/don’t care, cause the person you’re dealing w/is ur jump off/something to do, trust me on that….Men can be jump offs FAR more than you think ….gotta few of those my damn self, either I’m in a committed relationship where love is mutual or we’re mutual fuhk buddies, no ?’s asked, in this to win it or in it for the moment, u make the call
As far as the comment about women playing the jump off game too but men knowing them as 304’s when they do it…men and women alike are exactly that ” ALIKE”. Our actions are human not segregated to gender. So if you think a women is a hoe because she commits the same sin or act as a man, then that same label given to her is also attached to HIM. Its not good for one and bad for another. Like i said we’re all human, and none of us are the judge.
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Some of you ladies should carry this in ur back pocket at all times haha…
. The signs travel both ways. Feel free to add on to the list. Now, on with the sho
Great, I think you covered everything there. . .
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