Mom Brought Vagina Cookies To School - Teachers Furious

A Reddit user posted a photo and an email that have many people laughing and shaking their heads. The Redditor insists that it's a true story, though some have questioned it because it's just so outrageous that it's hard to believe.

Apparently, a clueless, uber-feminist mother tried to give a class of second-graders cookies shaped like vaginas.

The Reddit user, JPStudly, says he's friends with a second-grade teacher, and got the story first hand. Apparently, a mother, who he is calling Autumn Lily Speaker (a fake name, but he says it's close to the real thing), made an unusual snack for children: vagina cookies.

The teacher, JPStudly reports, allows parents to bring in snacks on Fridays when the children have behaved and there is time for it. She was horrified one day when a feminist mom handed her a tray of cookies and said, “I decided you can use these to teach the kids about the woman’s vagina today.”

The teacher told JP, “I slowly peel the aluminum foil off the pan to behold a plethora of sugar cookie and frosting vaginas... Not just any old vagina, but ALL KINDS OF VAGINAS."

JP continues, "There were small, puffy, white, brown, shaved, bald, and even a fire crotch with beef curtains. Perplexed I give the parent the most professional look I can muster and quietly reply ‘I’m sorry Autumn, but I can’t give these to my students. This just isn’t appropriate.'”

The mother then flew into a rage in front of the entire class. She told the teacher to be proud of her vagina, and berated her for settling for a 'woman's role' in life by choosing a career as an educator.

“Finally after what seemed like an eternity, she storms out of the class leaving her vagina cookies on my desk,” the teacher told JP.

“I scramble to collect my thoughts and take control of the situation before my second graders develop vaginal PTSD. My only thought is to scrape off the vagina frosting and hand out the plain sugar cookies to my students.”

The feminist mother didn't end it there. She sent an email to the teacher, of which JP posted a screen shot.

"I would just like to take the time and express my feeling of today's incident," Autumn allegedly wrote. "I thought you were a very well-educated woman.... You have completely changed my mind. You are one of the most closed-minded women I know."

Autumn went on to complain that the teacher 'deprived' the students of not only a yummy snack, but an education as well. The human body, she explains, is a 'beautiful thing'.

She said she was pulling her child out of the public school and enrolling her in private school, a threat that JP says the mom made good on.

She concluded the email with, "I hope you end up with an abusive husband that beats on you every night."

JP also included a photo of the vagina cookies. Let’s just say that, feminist or not, they don’t look very appetizing, and it’s not something you’d want a 7-year-old munching on.

Source: SF Gate
Photo: Flickr/EveMartel, Omaha

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